Senior Jessica Haggerty knows a bad line when she hears it.

Ladies, we’ve all heard them; second-rate pick-up lines with content so appalling you wish you’d never been approached in the first place.

Now if you think Joey’s (from the sitcom Friends) famous, “How you doin’” is unoriginal, and you’re frustrated by the ever so over-used, “Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?” Well, just wait.

Below are the ten raunchiest, yet  print-appropriate pick-up lines heard throughout the halls of Grand Blanc High School.

“Do you come here often?” John Lynn, senior

“Heavy Penguins…glad I could break the ice.” –Jessica Haggerty, senior

“Do you do karate? ‘Cause your body is kickin’” –Jake Troyer, senior

“Excuse me, but there’s something wrong with my cell. It’s missing your number.” -Chris Machielse, alum

“Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you.” –Kate Sanford, senior

“I saw your picture; it was in the dictionary next to KABLAM!” –Gabe Martin, senior

“I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.” -Chris Machielse, alum

“Say girl, do fries come with that shake?” –Jon Waller, senior

“What’s cookin’ good lookin’?” –Will Sanford, senior

“What’s that on your hand? That’s my hand…” –Sam Cox, junior